Repeal Prohibition, Again
Not only should the U.S. legalize marijuana, but they should grow it, cultivate and export it as much as corn. With each shipment we should include a bag of condoms and some Fritos. I am so stoned right now. By legalizing, selling and exporting marijuana, we make money and get the world to chill out. Things like President Hamas and Putin in France settle down. By distributing condoms, we teach safe sex, reduce disease and give starving families an option for birth control. By distributing Fritos, we cure the munchies and help solve hunger.